How would you describe your wine knowledge?

I just read a blog post asking readers what their level of knowledge is and also the average price they pay for a bottle of wine at home.  I loved the acronyms:

CC = casual connoisseur
IKMTPM = I-know-more-than-Pinot-Merlot
IWBMSWIGU = I-wannabe-a-master-sommelier-when-I-grow-up

So, I'll ask the question. . .  how would you characterize yourself? 
I'm a IWBMSWIGU but have a long way to go.